July 22, 2008
Soyamaven sent me this picture with this information: “Reportedly, this 9′ 1″, 97 lb. snake was recently found east of Helena, near Canyon Ferry Lake.”
I don’t know if snakes in Montana routinely grow this large…but I’d hate to meet up with one.

So…can anyone confirm or deny that this snake was indeed captured near Canyon Ferry Lake?
August 29, 2004
Is this power plant ever good news for Big Horn County. Chronically plagued by high unemployment, 15.7% in 2003, the prospects of a large number of full time jobs the power plant will bring is really giving people a positive attitude. Then there is the new private detention facility that is being discussed and the Hardin community is hopping. The question becomes though will all this development help employment rates?
August 28, 2004
My Saturday morning routine is like this (with some parts excised because this is, after all, a family blog): Get out of bed, stumble into kitchen, start coffee, check email.
Usually, I don’t get much of anything — even the hate mail has slowed up some. I must be losing my touch.
Anyway, I’ve been using the Google News alerts to email me links when certain events happen. It’s very cool, and only rarely sends irrelevant items.
I expected to get at least one alert this morning, as related to my earlier post so I didn’t pay too much attention to it when I first opened the alert.
As is my habit, I’ll often click over to read something else in the middle of a post while I try to get my thoughts together. (All two of them.) So, I went back to my mail client (Thunderbird, in case you were wondering) and read the rest of the alerts.
There was one entitled, “Doctor faces murder charges for ‘mercy killings’.” Mercy killings? Ennis?
Long story short (yeah, right), it was the doctor who used to practice in our local clinic before he hung out his own shingle. I always thought of him as mainly goofy, and a borderline quack, so I guess I’m not overly surprised now that I’ve had a couple hours or so to digest the news.
My first reaction was an out loud, “Oh my God.”
The odd thing is that the incident was right around a year ago, in the same time frame as Jamie’s murder. Give or take a little bit, but given the previous murder rate (essentially zero since the beginning of time) in Ennis, that’s quite a coincidence.
In reading the article, I get the distinct impression that he knew what he was doing, and went ahead and did it.
But Bischoff said charges weren’t filed earlier because none of the family members were willing to testify against him.
[. . .]
“I gave her a shot to make her feel more comfortable and ease her suffering,” he said. “Three or four of her family members wrote me thank you letters.” (Emphasis mine. –Ed.)
This is just bizarre.
August 25, 2004
(Begging everyone’s indulgence, I thought I would repost this item — a week or so late from the Hebgen Quake anniversary. Originally posted here.)
Growing up in a small town in the middle of nowhere, the loudest and most oft-voiced lament was, “Nothing exciting ever happens around here.”
As fairly recent events have proven, this isn’t always the case.
Of course, being a relatively young western town, there are plenty of stories about exciting stuff that had already happened.
August 20, 2004
It’s hard for me to believe, but my alma mater, Ennis High, now has lights for the football field.
Back in the Day™, we always thought it would be cool to play under lights. The lights would have come in handy back in about ‘84 or so, when we played Absarokee to a 18-18 tie (I think the only tie in Class C football). After the third overtime, the game had to be called on account of darkness.
On a side note, our overtimes were a little different than what you might be used to. After a coin flip to see who got the ball, the winner of the toss would get the ball on their opponent’s 20 yard line, and get 4 downs to score.
After the 4 downs were up, the ball would move to the other 20 yard line, and the team that lost the toss would get 4 downs to score.
If you’re a football fan, and haven’t had a chance to go out and watch the 8-man or 6-man games, you might take it upon yourself to do so. They’re fun games to watch, and quite a bit different from the 11-man football you’re used to.
August 16, 2004
You may have the idea that deer are cute little critters; munching grass and fighting amongst themselves during mating season, and occasionally providing for some good venison.
You would be wrong.
Deer, as it turns out, are sneaky, vindictive, hateful creatures who would just as soon attack you in your own backyard than look at you.
“I tried to get inside the house, but he charged me before I could,” he said. “I wrestled with him, which was a mistake — I’m 80 years old, he’s only about 2 or 3.”
The buck knocked Novikoff over and pummeled him with its front hooves for more than five minutes. Novikoff suffered a broken rib, bruises and scratches on his torso, hands and head.
Thankfully, though, they aren’t overly bright. Either that, or they’re overly vain.
Eventually the deer noticed its own reflection in Novikoff’s shiny SUV parked nearby and was intrigued.
That gave Novikoff enough time to open the garage door and get inside, he said.
“Thank God I had the car cleaned a couple of weeks ago,” Novikoff said. “If he hadn’t gotten interested in looking at himself, I don’t think I would have made it.”
At that point, Novikoff shot the deer six times with a .22-caliber rifle and it ran off. (A .30-06 might have worked better. –Ed.)
So, the next time you watch Bambi, and you feel a little bit sad about the whole thing, just remember this story. If you don’t get the deer; the deer might get you.
(Lest it go unnoticed, I want to say “Thanks!” to Dave for setting up this blog, and inviting me to participate. Wadda guy, huh?)
